i can moonwalk if the conditions are right (i must be on the moon).

I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.
- THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird  (via lovequotesrus)

thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

 darkbluetile:

I want to pretend they were on this boat together. I love it. both chilly after a fun day on the water

peacocktales:

Girls don’t like boys girls like grilled cheese and well-executed sketch comedy.