i can moonwalk if the conditions are right (i must be on the moon).

My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things.
humansofnewyork:

“She said ‘I love you and I want to spend my life with you.’ Then ten days later, we sat in a diner, and she said ‘I don’t want to be with you anymore.”“What was your happiest moment with her?”“The happiest times were just little moments of exuberance. Like when she jumped on my back because something swam up against her in the ocean. Or when we danced in the kitchen when the pizza arrived”

humansofnewyork:

“She said ‘I love you and I want to spend my life with you.’ Then ten days later, we sat in a diner, and she said ‘I don’t want to be with you anymore.”
“What was your happiest moment with her?”
“The happiest times were just little moments of exuberance. Like when she jumped on my back because something swam up against her in the ocean. Or when we danced in the kitchen when the pizza arrived”

thecomedylocal:

A comedic short film by Corinne Caputo and Erica Tachoir. In one strange and awkward day, a pair of roommates both discover their true callings in unexpected places.

yay thanks for the love, comedy local!!!!

corinnecaputo:

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY (!!!) which means you are LEGALLY OBLIGATED to watch this weird video I made with Erica Tachoir!

Featuring a lot of funny and talented people I won’t list because today is all about me.

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY (!!!) which means you are LEGALLY OBLIGATED to watch this weird video I made with Erica Tachoir!

Featuring a lot of funny and talented people I won’t list because today is all about me.

#gendernorms @snmrrw

#gendernorms @snmrrw

kairose:

lisafer:

errandofmercy:

oh my god Emma

*crying massive buckets of mommy feels*

I needed this today. :)

I want this woman to adopt me.

@snmrrw texting me about a bag of chips he was eating

@snmrrw texting me about a bag of chips he was eating

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”